yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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