Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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