But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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