i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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