i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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