I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
lol hangovers are for mortals.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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