Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We named our party play list daddy issues
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
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