How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I believe in your delicious
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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