Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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