She went from zero to smokin in five shots
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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