Welp...herpes.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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