Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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