i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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