I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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