it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Farmville is her only friend.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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