I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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