9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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