IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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