I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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