well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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