In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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