All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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