I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Do vagina's smell?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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