a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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