i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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