Sry I called you an 8
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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She made me pour olive oil on her.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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