More tranny stories later!
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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