Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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