I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
why is half of my head shaved?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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