i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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