the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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