no, he came in my armpit
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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