I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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