They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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