That's intense
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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