I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Just puked most of my soul out..
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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