one two three fourrrrnication!
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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