dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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