it was like his penis was on wheels.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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