school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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