This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I skipped work to stalk him.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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