if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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