Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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