Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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