You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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