Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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