Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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