No, drunk sperm still make babies.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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