all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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