69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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